"Because it's a corporation and things can and do change often"

Me: Work a soul sucking job at Company A that I absolutely hate, look elsewhere

Company B: Hey Dethkook we're nothing like Company A look how well we treat our people

Me: Hi Company B it sounds great I'll join you so Goodbye Company A

Company B: Here have four months of paid training and we will even pay for your license

Me: Aww man that's Rad dude let's go

Company B right after training: Oh we need this now so we're going to do everything that Company A was doing that made you hate it and want to leave because it's a corp and business need blah blah change blah blah deal with it ok

Me: *ah crap