Does anyone have a Bar Battlebox?

I want the simplest, most portable mtg format... "BAR Battlebox"!

For the ones that don't know what the "bar" in the name means, it means a battlebox with

1. no sleeves = cheap cards

2. no tokens

3. no dice (counters)

4. no search library

A box you can bring at the bar, in your pocket, and play with your friend or wife.

I don't like very much universe beyond cards ( not a problem with lotr or final fantasy but plz no Spiderman fighting my dragons)

Do you have any battleboxes like that to suggest?