RE: Do you remember how I used to pick you up from your home and drove you all the way across the country so you could see my daughter? You should stay in contact more! [Unsent Letter to My Friend's Father]

Dear Mr Orthanes,

yes, I do remember.

I do remember you driving hundreds of miles in your chic, lighting-fast, black BMW with tinted windows all across the country just to pick me up at my new home to come back to you and my friend's entire family to spend the summer vacation with her. Mainly, because she wasn't willing to spend her vacation with the rest of you.

I remember you — even back then — framing your action as such an incredible act of kindness, when in reality, the reason you're picking me up is not just for my benefit alone but it is mostly because you feel anxious to leave your 16, 17, 18-year old daughter home all alone in your big house without your supervision.

I basically became somewhat of your teenage nanny or chaperone for a job that you were clearly not fit to do yourself. Because your own daughter was already feeling so irked out by you and what you did to her at the time, she'd rather stay at home for two weeks than spend all that time with you on a free, luxurious vacation to Spain or the Maledives.

I said yes, not because of you, not because of your 'kindness' to drive me all the way there and back, but because I genuinely enjoyed spending time with your daughter, too. I was ok with being used by you in that way, because there was also a genuine benefit to me that had nothing to do with your self-proclaimed 'kind' actions.

And who knows, maybe if you weren't such a creep, I wouldn't even get so hung up on that fake kindness of yours to begin with.

Maybe if I didn't know that you and your entire family were running around naked in your house all day, even in front of your adolescent daughter who told me several times how uncomfortable your nudist habit made her feel and who I'm 99.99999% certain has said exactly so to you many more times as well, I wouldn't be so judgy of you throwing your 'act of kindness' into my face that way.

Maybe if I didn't know that you requested your daughter to sleep in the same bed with you, butt-naked, repeatedly and acted oh so butt-hurt over her denying you that pleasure once she entered puberty and she started to realize just how >!fucking!< messed up and >!insane!< and bizarre the thing is that you're asking her for, maybe I wouldn't even ruminate that much over what your true intentions were over you bringing me back to your family's home back then.

You're disgusting, and you know it. And the only reason why you keep being such a creepy, boundary-violating, entitled, slimy, disgusting, uncaring and >!sexually abusive prick!<, is because you know that you can and will get away with it.

The only rational reason why she would have invited you to the wedding, that I can imagine at the moment, is, because she knows about your net worth and she knows that she's next in line to get that inheritance when you finally fall into your grave in 3 or 5 more years max. She knows she's almost there, she just has to hold out for a few more years and then she's all set.

She's not inviting you out of the goodness and love of her heart even if she makes you think so because she knows that you handle rejection horribly.

She knows that your days are numbered (thank god!) and that your twisted, sick dynamic is coming to an end very, very soon anyways.

So, to come back to your question: yes, I do remember all the times when you picked me up and drove me across the country to see her, and no, I will not feel guilty about taking you up on your offer because I know that you mostly did it for your benefit, not for mine, anyways. And yes, I will stay in contact with her while hoping that I never ever have to see or hear anything from you ever again.

I'm wishing you a lonely autumn of your life and many thanks again,
napstablooka