38 [M4F] #FL Be the reason I check my phone all the time

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I’m a dad of two small, delightful agents of entropy: ages 3 and 1. Together, they have transformed my home into a research facility dedicated to answering humanity’s oldest questions:

Where did that sock go?

Why is the floor sticky?

Can a person survive entirely on crackers and spite?

I’m into tech, fitness, and getting outside whenever the tiny command staff permits it. I enjoy good conversations, making people laugh, being kind on purpose, and pretending I know exactly what I’m doing while assembling things with suspiciously few remaining screws.

I’m here to meet someone online first and see where the improbability drive takes us. No pressure, no elaborate five-year plan required—just good banter, genuine curiosity, and someone who can appreciate both a good walk and an aggressively unnecessary dad joke.

For example: I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around.

I’m told I’m funny, kind, and good-looking—though this evidence comes from sources that may have been influenced by sleep deprivation and flattering lighting.

Looking for

Someone fun, thoughtful, and able to carry a conversation beyond “how was your day?” Bonus points if you like technology, being outdoors, fitness, science-fiction-level absurdity, or laughing at jokes that absolutely should not have worked.

We can start with messages, calls, shared memes, a virtual coffee, or a highly consequential debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. If there’s chemistry, we can eventually test the theory in person—assuming the universe, calendars, and childcare agree to stop being difficult for five consecutive minutes.

No pressure. No panic. Bring curiosity and a sense of humor.