38[M4F]#Melbourne Au Lets give this a go

There are points in your life that you genuinely question your decisions and actions, and being on the trail that led me to posting this isn’t exactly something I ever planned for or wanted, but alas I’m here looking to bring back a sense of confidence, excitement and ultimately fill a woman size void .

I’m a complex individual, Executive manager in the consultancy sector in which I attempt to fix peoples lives daily while ignoring my own advice constantly. Married for now 20 years. With a fancy office, fancy house, fancy car. All the making of a seemingly good life, friends and  family probably wouldn’t even guess I’d put myself into this space looking for something, but ultimately the right person will understand and fit in perfectly.
Sad sap crap aside, I’m tall, dark eyes, darkish features. In shape, fairly intelligent, incredibly business savvy, common sense lacks at times, impulse control is poor, patience is small, heart is huge. Both brains above average in size.

I spend most days alternating from the put together business type to the nerdy doofus when I let my guard down and be myself. I’m random and all over the place at times, laugh at horrible puns and innuendos, speak in gifs rather than coherent sentences at times, then will randomly be deep or rabbit hole conspiracy theory spamming. IT’s difficult to randomly blurb relatable content at an attempt to gain attention but I feel like I typically mesh with people quickly or don’t with just genuine conversation style compatibility.

I don’t really have any list worthy hobbies, I take on stuff occasionally and generally just enjoy trying random new things. I golf with work people sometimes as some sort of quasi social//networking event. I love go karting but not into cars. I enjoy rom coms and trash reality shows. I’m not invested in any major sport, but enjoy the atmosphere in a game. I don’t know if it’s my mood but this is coming across as dull and dreary haha. I’ve dabbled in gaming and own every console but only play when a random game becomes the purpose of life.

In a woman I like enthusiasm, kindness but an occasional sharp tongue, wit and sass without being bratty. Intelligence and genuine enjoyment of conversation. Physical attribute wise I’m simple as personality is more important, just a decent size chest and a nice smile is all that it takes to rev the engine once the mental barrier is broken.

I’d like a genuine friendship with mutual enthusiasm and passion, one where we can’t meet, and opspec aside just try to steal 5minutes whenever possible. I want the pull to want to meet asap, I want the pull to catch up at Coles on a random Wednesday because schedules somewhat align and that’s all we can afford. I want the risk without the stupidity. 

If you think we’d hit it off, send a message and we’ll see if our randomness combines into hopefully one day laying next to each other out of breath \\\*Notabot