PSA: How to easily spot bots

They have the horse badge. Every time.

Horse is 0-4,200 trophies (bronze horse is under 1,500) - there's no way a human with that few trophies, and therefore so little play time, is hitting perfect shots every time.

Keep an eye out and you'll notice those players with regular balls hitting insane shots are always, always horse level.

So check your lobby when you join - anyone else with a different badge than horse is a fellow human (there aren't many of us left!).

(This is certainly true at a high level. Your experience may differ if you yourself are currently at horse or a similarly beginner level.)