44 [M4F] - make a new friend and stay to see where it goes?

I’m not entirely sure what series of questionable life choices or internet searches landed me here, but here I am lol. I’m equal parts tell me about your day in detail and let’s flirt about who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse (it’s me)! I appreciate good banter, dumb jokes that somehow become inside jokes, and that rhythm of talking to someone who just gets it.

Even though I am married, I wanna find someone whose messages make my phone light up and my brain go “oh nice, it’s them.” I’m looking for good friend energy with a little spark! We could hype each other up, mildly roast each other, and accidentally start caring a lot haha. Tell me something small about your day, something you’re excited about, or something completely random like which Golden Girl you would play mini golf with! Bonus points if you’re hilarious! *notabot