What if the greatest pickup artist in Sims history called your cell while you play?

Hey.

I am working on a Sims 4 mod and I want to see if this is as funny to other people as it is in my head.

The idea is simple. Mystery — Erik von Markovik, the guy from The Game and The Pickup Artist — gets wired into your Sim’s cell phone. While you play, he calls. Not a loading-screen tip. An actual incoming call. You pick up, and that voice is in the room with you, watching the night unfold.

He does not dump a textbook on you. He talks like someone who has already been in that bar, that kitchen, that doorway. Short lines. Timing. When to stay. When to leave the room. When the other Sim is still warm and you are about to ruin it by doing nothing.

The loop I want:

• Your Sim has a night. Vanilla WooHoo. Does not matter.
• The phone can ring after, during the glow, or when you are about to walk away.
• Mystery reads the temperature of the pair and gives you one piece of advice. Not a lecture.
• If you listen and follow through — aftercare, a second look, staying instead of scattering — the relationship keeps a little heat.
• If you ignore the call, he notices. Next time he is drier. He remembers who hung up.

This is not a sex animation pack. It is a voice in your ear while you play a dating save and pretend you know what you are doing.

I am still building the call system, the line pool, and the conditions for when he bothers to dial. If there is interest I will post a first clip of the incoming call and a few sample lines.

Tell me the one situation you would want him to interrupt. First meeting, almost-kiss, morning after, or the moment you are about to let the glow die. That will decide what I write next.