Should I have been larping 5’9 this whole time?

Two inch lifts (in the socks) with my leather shoes that give me 1”?? then with an added paper towel to give me that half inch to get me to a solid 5’9. Baggy jeans and I’m set to find a girl that listens to mgmt.

Have I been a fool all my life? Anyone who has knowledge about this method lmk.