Fort Salem has a pub quiz. Pick four characters to be on your team

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I’m going Anacostia, Tally, Izadora and Abigail.

Anacostia and Izadora feel like terrifyingly reliable general-knowledge picks, Abigail would take the whole thing far too seriously and probably argue with the quizmaster if an answer was technically wrong, and Tally is mostly there for chaos, vibes and the occasional completely unexpected correct answer. 😂

My rival team would probably be Alder, Scylla, Nicte and Raelle, which has enormous knowledge potential but approximately a 65% chance of being asked to leave the premises.

imagine it,

Quizmaster: "Which European capital lies on the River Vltava?"

Abigail’s pen is already moving.

"Prague," Anacostia says calmly.

Tally leans across the table. "Do we get bonus points if Izadora can identify the cause of death of everyone who’s ever fallen into it?"

Izadora takes a thoughtful sip of her drink. "Potentially."

and the other 4, Raelle and Scylla would spend half the quiz distracting each other, Alder would start disputing questions on the grounds that she was personally there, and Nicte would somehow get the entire team disqualified before round three.

Posted Sep 13, 2026, 6:18 AM UTC

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