30 [F4R] Oregon - What are we?

Hello! Recently turned 30 year old lady here~

Hubby and I recently opened up our relationship, so here I am on the Internet looking for… a boyfriend? Girlfriend? Freaky friend? Bestie with benefits? Someone to send memes to at 2am? Honestly, I have no idea what we're gonna be, I don't have ESPN <\3

I just exist, bruh.

Or do I?

It's the Internet, after all. Maybe I'm a pigeon and 2 raccoons in a trench coat? Ooo! Nvm I want a Duster like the gangs from Always Sunny.

So let's chat and find out what happens!

A little about me: I'm an avid watcher of obscure anime and emotionally devastating nonsense, an unfortunate Game of Thrones fan, an oil pastel amateur, a professional bad-joke maker (BAD jokes, not dad jokes, babe. Well okay maybe one dad joke if you're cool), and a bit of a whiney wino though am more of a gardener, but my flowers always burn. I love getting lost in weird stories, discovering random little rabbit holes, and generally collecting hobbies like I'm preparing for the apocalypse.

Also if you're a "Oo apocalypse stuff is going down I can't wait to try and survive" then I've got good and bad news, good news you're not going to be alone, my husband is veryy much about survival! Bad news! for you and him, I'm not gonna be there lol world ending things start going down, I'm self exiting, my ghost will haunt the narrative and that's good enough for me <3

I work from home as a trainer and genuinely love what I do, although the commute is absolutely brutal. My office is approximately twelve steps from my bed and somehow I STILL hate going to work sometimes. 💀

I'm pretty much a walking contradiction: ambitious but cozy, social but very much capable of disappearing into my own little world, sweet as hell, with a lil bit of a bratty side if I'm feeling frisky.

And that's probably important to know about me:

I want to be your lover, your confidant, your partner in crime, your good-time gal… but I also want to playfully roast the absolute crap out of you before, during, and after all of that.

Playfully is the key word.

If we can't make each other laugh, what's even the point?

I'm open to something romantic, something casual, something that grows into something neither of us expected, or just meeting some genuinely cool people and seeing where the chaos takes us.

Hubby and I are also open to together-play if the chemistry and comfort are there, but I'm equally interested in making individual connections. No pressure, no weird expectations, and definitely no auditioning for a position I haven't even decided exists yet. 😂

If you're a fellow nerd, a little weird, affectionate, sarcastic, or just sitting there thinking “okay, this woman sounds like a questionable decision”…

Then please, tell me after reading my hearts longing out pour for some unknown, possible connection, what are we?

Ooo yeah! I'm in Oregon if location is a big thing.

As for looks I'm 5'7 160lbs and will def send pics if you send em first (: