46 [m4f] #austin. human man seeks human woahman

I can’t believe that worked…it didn’t? Damn it.

Anyway, does anyone wanna try and connect with another human being? This is not me asking to hook up right away tonight. Cards on the table, I am hoping, if I’m honest, for maybe something in person. Someplace safe and public. And I’m not trying to find someone for my future, but I’m not trying to not find a friend maybe.

Married. Separating slowly. Not looking to change anything for either of us right now.

I’m doing a lot of editing here trying not to sound like one of those guys. Maybe we’re all one of those guys though. Red flags sticking out of both ears. I’m just at some in-between areas in life. A bit of limbo. We can talk about it all. You probably understand if you’re browsing around on Reddit.

But tonight would be nice. It just feels a little more lonely lately. I don’t know why.

I can make some jokes here. I definitely bring that to the table. Dad jokes and exceptional eye contact when I’m listening and less eye contact when I’m talking because I’m neurodivergent as shit and that’s just how brain chemistry works. I’m probably not doing myself any favors.

And because I know where I’ve posted this I will also be honest and say that if you did suddenly wanna make out in a target parking lot, I wouldn’t say no. Although it’s pretty damn hot so we might have to discuss location. And I’m not gonna lie and say that I don’t believe boobs are proof of actual magic in this universe. I’ve made that dumb joke 1000 times but it’s true: boobs are incredible. Soul food. But they don’t make a person who they are and I’m not going to define anybody by something that is often sexualized. But here I am saying if you wanna talk and laugh and make out and do boob things or boob, adjacent things, etc. I wouldn’t be upset. Or who knows this is about connection this is not about desperation. It’s not entirely desperation anyway ha ha

A long post might be a bad idea. I don’t know. I’m 511, about 215. I have long hair and a beard just in case that matters. Have a bit of a dad bod. I enjoy nerdy stuff. I enjoy people talking about their passions. Not promising anything other than respect and that I’m a dork. I hope I hear from you.