Mall World Cruise?

Hey y’all, I’m new to the mall world community, but not to mall world. I’ve been going to mall world every night for as long as I can remember. I don’t know how to get out.

Every once in a while I find myself on an insane cruise ship. It ALWAYS sinks. I used to get so scared of it sinking that I would jump ship before it even happened. Slowly paddling myself to shore, sometimes swimming back in a panic for something to float on in the middle of the ocean. It’s veeeeerry similar to the actual mall in mall world, but very cruise ship vibes. And just as busy… or eerily quiet. There’s a part of the casino that the stairs to leave are like M. C. Escher stairs covered in neon and made of glass. The pool deck has crazy slides that loop through and around the whole ship (and I swear one of them puts you right in the ocean) and you never know where the slide will take you because it’s just one entrance to all the slides. The adult swim pool is very normal vibes, just HUGE. Like waaaayyyy bigger than it should be, but it’s mall world so what’s new.

Anyways, I’ve been here a ton, been on it while it sinks, jumped into open water to avoid it, and nearly drowned trying to escape the aftermath.

Anyone else ever been here? How do I reliably get to shore???

Posted Sep 14, 2026, 8:01 PM UTC

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