DO NOT MAKE THIS POLITICAL PLEASE

As the title says, I DESPISE having to wheelchair my way through the internet using a VPN.

This shit boils my blood. If I want watch youtube - use a VPN. If I want to scroll Tiktok - VPN. If I want to surf twitter, pinterest, instagram, ANY FUCKING WEBSITE - VPN. IF I DAREEE TO WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY FOREIGN FRIENDS ONLINE - YOU GUESSED IT. VPN. And to add salt to the wound: I would be okay with this limitation was easily solved with one, solid, paid VPN service. But no. It isn't. Every fucking day these services get blocked, or deleted, banned or straight up stop working, paid, free - doesn't matter. Not only that, but even with the VPN on, the traffic speed is so fucking low, that I can barely watch 2 youtube videos before having to go back to the app, watch 3 billion, shitty ads, have my personal info be stolen, get an STD and finally restart the VPN. And then get 1 more vpnillion ads, of course. And mind you, these services spawn just as fast they get eviscerated. Imagine buying a subscription for a month, only for the VPN to kick the bucket a day later and now you have to either switch to another one or wait for a fix. SPLENDID SIR!

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO I CLAPPED A MOSQUITO THAT'S BEEN BUGGING ME SINCE THE MORNING

Back on topic. While I harbor no hate towards the creators of these VPNs, like they're just trying to take that bag, go off! As a consumer this SUCKS. it really sucks. I hate, hate, HATE not being able to participate in fun events that my friends organize online for our group. Every time they ask: "Hey, do you wanna-" the answer is most likely "No, it's banned". So now I have to sit on a cuck chair and watch them have fun while I twiddle my thumbs and go green with envy. Sometimes there are situations where I want to download a file. And you know how some file sharing websites send you from one link to another? Well, often, when that happens, I have to switch between multiple VPNs just to START the download. And finally, for the download itself... I have to switch again until the download speed is stable enough to actually get me the file. Why is it that in big 2026 I have to do all this shit. Am I in some sort of electronic gulag??? Wellll... 

There are SOOO many things I can go into but that'd take forever and the post is already as long as it is.

Fuck this shit I'm gonna go try and watch a youtube video, maybe it'll load till Sunday

I HATE HAVING TO USE A VPN FOR EVERYTHING