Week 1 is my first time ever playing Fantasy Football

and...I got absolutely fucking smoked. You name it, probably happened in my matchup:

Other guy had Derek Henry

Bears score a record amount of points...I have Colson Loveland and Rome Odunze

I have QB1 and RB1 of...The Chargers.

The Bills win an instant classic 36-31...I have James Cook as my RB1.

Christian Watson goes off for the Packers...he's on my bench.

The urge to overreact is STRONG, but I'm keeping the faith.

Is this what its like every week? good lord.