What helicopter is the biggest piece of shit and why is it the blackhawk?

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this fucking helicopter. It flies like garbage. Small inputs turn into massive movement but try to correct it requires 5x as much effort. When you come in to land, it becomes self aware and tries to do a barrel roll and kill itself constantly. If you try to hover, it just starts trying to spin on its center of axis like a top. Fuck this piece of shit.