Dreaming of a friend group where gooning is as normal as getting dinner.
Sitting home alone edging with Internet strangers but I want something reaaaallll. I wish it was totally normal to edge and goon with friends of all genders.
It's just another basic human need, right? If I'm hanging out with a group of people, I can offer them food or drinks and no one bats an eye. Whhhyyyyy can't I offer to get someone off!?!?!?
Why is it fine to have a potluck dinner with all your friends when you can't have a potluck orgy? I want to go to the buffet of genitals. Reach out and scoop some dripping wet pussy onto my plate. Thanksgiving turned to Friendsgiving, should turn to Friends getting each other off. Stuff me up like a turkey.
Posted Sep 14, 2026, 8:04 PM UTC
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