This man, his homosexuality transcends time, space and even the will of the universe.

Where do i even begin? This man, his homosexuality transcends time, space and even the will of the universe. His overwhelming homosexuality is something which he likes to flaunt around, and show it around to everyone, it basically defines him. He also likes to dress up and show off his own creation the "Furry purry suit", he puts it on and then he will approach everyone, then he will purr and rub against them, whilst wearing this giant light brown fox fur suit, that looks like it came out of a kids cartoon. Even when he doesn't bare the suit, he still likes to touch people a lot, always inappropriately, even simple eye contact puts you in danger of the self proclaimed "Touching monster", he touches people so much that he has over 4968 restraining orders (he has violated every single one, multiple times) and 3875 pending. All to say this guy, this menace isn't human and shouldn't, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, be allowed human contact, seeing as he's a danger to all of humankind.