* *The Great British Cake Off* (parody of [*The Great British Bake Off*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_British_Bake_Off)) - The bakers compete to bake the best cake and the losers are crushed by an ice bun.
* Advert: Baby Dry
* *Diddy Brother* (parody of [*Big Brother*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Brother_(British_TV_series))) - The housemates are given just 30 seconds to eat lunch being catapulted at them by Diddy Dick
* *Diddy Pops* (parody of [*Top of the Pops*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_of_the_Pops)) (Song: [Breaking Wind](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_Wind))
* *Dickanory* (parody of [Jackanory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackanory)) - Diddy Dick reluctantly reads "Timmy and his Magic Pebble" or else Diddy Dom will cover him in jam next to a beehive, whilst making sarcastic comments.
* *Diddy Roadshow* (parody of [*Antiques Roadshow*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiques_Roadshow)) - Diddy [David Dickinson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Dickinson) breaks a vase.
* Advert: Toothy Fresh = A 'real life' dentist and a 'real life' person try to sell their toothpaste.
* Just for Pranks (parody of [hidden camera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_camera) shows) - The presenters destroy someone’s car as a ‘prank’
* oh, and also, [Ashley Roberts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Roberts) guest stars in this episode!

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diddy tv season 2 premiere (with subtitles) plot is in the body text