Eating until I’m a beached whale

I love stuffing myself into a food coma but I might have overdone it tonight!! I had so much pizza and breadsticks dipped in a butter sauce with half a stick, and a root beer float with 2 sodas in it, and fries and chips and cookies and Ice cream, and now I’m stuck laying on my side on the couch and trying to get out of my tight boxers cause theyre stuck to my belly and EVERYTHING and my pants that used to be so big I could barely wear them are tight!! I tried to stand up and couldnt 😵‍💫 so big and heavy I’m stuck like a beaches whale and I keep eating! I cant stop, I’ve been eating nutella cookies dipped in more nutella like a fatass and can barely breathe cause I’m so full and stuffed but I’m so hungry!!! Just a fat piggy now and go stuck on my side like a big whale!!!!!...but I wanna eat more 😵‍💫😵‍💫