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Bogsworth

Ballbusting Bets - No Shrimps or Cowards!

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Think you've got what it takes to win? Then cum and gamble on the chances of your tiny dicklet beating my cock, or walk away with your balls bruised or broken! 😈

I have an elastrator with the regular green bands or the thicker yellow Tri-bander bands if I ever lose. Standard banding range is 2-4+ minutes. If you don't have an elastrator, you can give your balls 20-50 (scaling with the time equivalent) strikes per unit of measurement, or tie your nuts off with a shoelace/rope pulled taut around your sack. We can also can use hot or ice cold water, VapoRub/Tiger Balm/Icy-hot, as additional/side punishment wagers and more; say, side punishments that reduce your time/hits required? Leaving it up to the challenger to choose most of the battle terms, and I'll meet you in the middle somewhere to negotiate for the punishments or egg you on.

Long punishments (equal to 70-90+ minutes or so) can be split up over several days (as the winner's choice/negotiation?) for punishment intervals, albeit with an extra 10-20 minute or 100 hit ball debt tacked on for each day the punishment is split.

SIZE BETS

We'll do a cocksize comparison, where we compete with our cocks by submitting Bone-pressed Measurements and the loser bands their balls for a time based on the difference between the two. Standard punishment time is X minutes per mm (like 2-4+ or so). Either way, I can't wait to beat your puny cock and make your balls suffer! 😈

MINI-GAME BETS

On Thursdays and weekends we can do a single long game or do a minigame gauntlet where we'll rotate games after each round (no repeats until the Best of 3 or 5 is done). Loser picks the next game since his balls are on the line, but in Best of 5+s the winner chooses the next game if the loser loses twice in a row. We can play things like battleship (Russian style with 10 ships), Connect 4, Uno, Scrabble, Blackjack (Discord or some browser ones), Poker (hard to find a good one), Go Fish, Checkers, Chess, etc. We can use TableTop simulator too to play other games if you have that on Steam, or try other games you find if you have some simple ones for us to play.

One stud had the idea of punishment being the following: Roll one to two d6s, then multiply the number by 5-10 for your punishment time in banding, or multiply it by 50 for punches/hits instead. Throw in a coin flip for a 1x/1.5x, 1x/2x, or 1.5x/2x multiplier for that amount if you're feeling ballsy or think you've got what it takes to make the opponent suffer.

Posted Sep 17, 2026, 3:25 AM UTC

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