🙈 You’re a little what?

A little bit Alexis.

That track’s … considering you’re single …

Even when I’m not …

LOL. He never had a fucking clue did he?

Oh who the fuck knows. Who cares. He no longer matters. He’s a fucking idiot who was too busy trying to fuck anything that moved to notice.

True. But weren’t you too?

No. I wouldn’t say THAT. But what I WILL say is that waiting for someone you think you love to notice you gets rather old after a while and finding out they went on fucking vacation with a fucking trick rather than fucking working over the fucking weekend like they fucking lied and fucking said they did can cause an otherwise loyal and faithful fucking monkey to become 96% fucking faithless plus 4% hope only goes so far before an otherwise good fucking monkey does bad fucking things simply to fucking feel something in hopes that it will shock the fucking monkey to life.

That almost sounds like a PG reference that’s not so PG.

Oh look, you got one!

BINGO!

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