Gate size reduced to 50 cm because top 1% soccer/football players can aim to gate with that size.

In every 1 meter has been placed the mine around goalkeeper in 10 meters radius.

One player per team can add + 1 goal every 10 minutes if 2 defenders (with tied laces) will stand 10 seconds on the middle of the field with pulled down pants.

Forwards suppose to shoot ball in own gates if they not hold ball 30 seconds after first touch (they suppose to run backwards) and suppose to confirm goal by making second goal with ball made of concrete.

Team can randomly get guy on quadrocopter which can slowdown other players by shooting their legs (this part will be never changed) (called the most balanced one)

Every season forwards will get one extra requirement like not getting shot by anvil dropped from helicopter  or lose every requirement and should throw ball to empty gates

Also team can roll other guy which suppose to run circle around the field for being able chase ball for 10 seconds (overpowered guy)

Also they can roll gatefucker guy which suppose run around for 20 minutes and on 21th minute start fucking with gates amd each hot load is counting like a goal.

And all this on yacht on the middle of atlantic ocean dyring storm with sharks around because this is how real 1% players can play and you suppose to play like this even if you on wheelchair 

If deadlockthegame sub invented football/soccer its would looked like this: