36m uk, how's your Monday? Apply within for the friendship position.

Age 30-39

36m UK. Friends please apply within.

Job role-

To be chatty, friendly but also a little sarcastic.

Not afraid to roast each other off or critique our life choices, but also have a decent conversation mixed in with that.

Must be able to take a joke/give as good as you get. Don't be offended.

Open minded and chill, don't be a prude. We're adults and should be able to talk like adults!

Be able to take ups and downs in conversation. One minute you might be questioning your life choices, another your in deep conversation about life,the world or if pineapple should go on pizza. Yes. Yes it should.

PREFERABLE SKILLS

you have hobbies

A dark/sarcastic sense of humour but not essential

You can have fun, but also like to chill sometimes.

To apply for this role, please comment or send a dm to: ME. With a short paragraph about yourself and why you think you would be a good candidate for this position.

Yours sincerely

Management.

Posted Sep 21, 2026, 6:18 PM UTC

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