“Man-repellent” Red

I recently saw an article (read: a TikTok) claiming that red nail polish is a man repellent so naturally as a post-divorce single woman, I have decided to stop fighting fate and fully commit to the bit. If red nails are going to keep them away, I would like to become extremely red-taloned.

So, please hit me with your best reds for any skin tone. I’m looking for the reds that make you go “OH, that is RED.” Classic reds, blue reds, tomato reds, blood reds, jelly reds, vampy reds. I want/need them all.

I am prepared to become a walking warning sign.

Thanks besties