Real things I have heard from women as a big dick guy

I realized I might share some of the things women told me when they saw my cock. Maybe it is not as cool as some other stories, but it is based on real life (I got much more reactions online as I post quite often, but I do not count that here):

1. "I only now realize how huge you actually are, and regret not fucking you more often" - my ex, who lost virginity to me, 4 years after a breakup (she was in relationship)

2. "You should clone it and put it to the museum, or try to contact Guiness to get some money" - my fwb #1

3. "I slept with many men, but never felt so full. Your girth just hits my g spot and thats why I squirt and cum so fast" - my fwb #2

4. "Go do onlyfans, you can make some fucking money with that thing" - my fwb #3

5. "I thought you were joking when you said you are big, but this is actually fucking huge" - girl I hooked up with

6. "At first I was in a bit of pain, but now I am kind of addicted and idk if i could ever go back to normal" other fwb

7. "Whatever whoever says, size does matter and women just lie about it not to hurt guys" - girl I sexted with and she was in relationship for years

What are the comments you get?