34 [M4F] NYC Lawyer Seeks New Secretary

My former secretary quit to marry her boyfriend which is more than fine by me, I am happy for her.

This does, however, leave a job open and so I’d like you to interview for the position.

The job is highly compensated, engaging, and rewarding… during the interview I am going to ask you to answer questions as well as complete certain tasks…

Please wear something impressive and in your message to me be sure to include a thorough physical description.

FYI, I am 5’11”, former water polo player, black beard, brown hair, charcoal suit.