40 [M4F] - Bring your messy bun having self right on over here...

Not to toot my own horn, but I am a solid 6.8 in the real world and probably a 8.3 on Reddit. Stick that in your juice box and suck it!

40 year old married Male who refuses to grow up but is self aware enough to know when the seriousness needs to come out.

Gourmet grilled cheese maker.

Wannabe author.

Can bend my finger all the way back (dont act like you aren't impressed).

Closeted Hanson fan.

Goofy, loving, softie who wants you to take a chance and shoot me a message. I'm not concerned with looks but know that I am a bigger guy (seems like all the guys here fall into two camps: washerboard abs or body by keg), bearded, tattooed, and blessed handsome by the devil himself.

Extra points if you have an accent.

Let's get to know one another. Have some fried chicken and mess around a little. Worst case scenario is it's a great time