My cover lyrics of 'High and Dry' if it was instead about a German guy talking about schnitzels (I have no idea of what the original is about)

Two schnitzels in a week

I bet you think that's quite abundant, don't you, boy?

Flying on the Autobahn

Watching all the ground beneath you drop

You'd eat schnitzel for recognition

Eat schnitzel to never, ever stop

You ate another one

You're turning into something you were meant to be

Don't leave me zwei

Don't leave me drei

Don't leave me zwei

Don't leave me drei

Drying up in my mouth

You will be the one who cannot eat

All your schnitzels fall to pieces

You just sit there wishing you could still eat them

They're the ones who'll hate you

When you think you've got the schnitzels all sussed out

They're the ones who'll spit at you

You will be the one eating schitzels

Don't leave me zwei

Don't leave me drei

Don't leave me zwei

Don't leave me drei

Oh, it's the best thing that you've ever had

The best thing that you've ever, ever had

It's the best thing that you've ever had

The best thing you have had is gone away

So don't leave me high

Don't leave me drei

Don't leave me zwei

Don't leave me drei

Don't leave me zwei

Don't leave me drei

Leave me sechszig