How to peeve off the MLP characters (These are all jokes! Calm down)

Twilight Sparkle - Hey, princess bookworm, wanna learn and read at a library? Oh, yeah, it's been closed for good. I'm sorry. Also, you made everypony go crazy over that doll of yours.

Spike - I don't know, man, you're literally the punching bag every single time you arrive.

Pinkie Pie - Hehe, everypony does not want to be friends with you just because you invade everyone's privacy.

Applejack - Oh my gosh, I love these strawberries! They're much more better and sweeter than regular apples!

Rainbow Dash - Hey, Rainbow Crash. Slow and steady wins the race, right?

Rarity - Oh, so you want to be extraordinarily clean for the rest of the day? Wow, so dramatic and your hooves look like marshmallows.

Fluttershy - Hey, Klutzershy, you just want to hide in your cottage because you can't greet a pony greeting you.

Starlight Glimmer - Let me lecture you about why you shouldn't start a cult and dictate to a town about not having any cutie marks.

Sunburst - You need to have a plan after you flunked out of your studies.

Trixie - That does not make you "Great and Powerful" after all. You're only doing regular magic stuff, and you don't know how to truly impress an audience.

Sunset Shimmer - Please, don't hurt me! There, I'll give you my lunch money!

Celestia - How does it feel to have your sister banished to the moon?

Luna - How does it feel to have your sister get more attention than you?

Cadance - You force other creatures to love each other? That's disgusting like hay.

Shining Armor - I'm just going to go closer to your sister and say hurtful things, and you can't do anything about it!

Discord - Fluttershy disappeared, and there is no way that it was me who took your wife away.

Big McIntosh - Can you please speak up more? I didn't quite hear it.

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo - Blank flanks. Blank flanks. Blank flanks. I don't care. Blank flanks.

That's all I can think of. What other sentences do you think I can improve on? Put your suggestions in the comments, and if possible, you can add more characters to irritate next.