[CONFIDENTIAL] Report on strange epidemic

Our field agent erm.... surveying the local fauna reports numerous cases of strange deflation.

Here is the data we have so far :

EXHIBIT 1 : The subject was fed boltcastium, it suddenly turned into some mad artist painting.

We present our sympathies to its family and friends.

EXHIBIT 2 : A dosis of pulse-spittium according to prescription caused the subject to have its flesh evaporate and become just a rag of fur. Suggests fur coat production for not wasting anything.

We are absolutely penitential about the critter's early demise. Our sympathies and all that jazz.

This strange reaction to being fed our usual critter-care products is concerning. We are not trying to assess if this happens to other scientists and animal friends around the Universe.

Don't hesitate to file us a report.

Lucratively yours
- The Void Nomads Consortium -