Traveling Dancer

Does anyone know of any dancer routes to travel across the US by car? I’ve wanted to make this a bucket list thing to do like maybe hit a strip club in every state from East Coast to West Coast. I’m going through a divorce and need to let my hair down. I’m also hitting retirement age and would like a good story to tell before I officially hang it up. If anyone knows of any good clubs to hit up or if your home club takes traveling dancers, please let me know or DM. Thank you!