Help me create hilariously wrong translations for my Italian-German wedding 🙏

I know it's a bit weird 🙏 but my wedding is next week and my future husband (german) and I (italian) are a bit worried about the communications between our families.

So we decided to write down a list of usable sentences to help them communicate at least for basic stuff like "My name is..." or "where's the bathroom?".

Then I got the idea.

Let's sneak in super wrong translations.

For example, something that looks innocent/useful in the guide, but if an Italian actually says the German sentence (or vice versa), they're accidentally saying something ridiculous, weird, mildly inappropriate, or completely unrelated.

I really do believe this could break the ice and let everyone have fun.

SO I NEED YOUR WORST IDEAS!

Nothing genuinely offensive or cruel — just chaotic wedding-level stupidity.

Bonus points if the victim could realistically say it to another guest, a waiter, or a member of the other family. 😂

I know I can trust you guys.

Thank you to everyone who will answer my stupid request 🙏🤣