Since I’ve watched every episode of STAS here’s a review of every episode in 2 sentences or less

Last son of krypton: the perfect introduction of Superman and crew

Fun and games: there once was boy who liked toys he liked them because of his dad it became a kind of a fad

A little piece of home: rawr oh look it’s a robot T rex

Feeding time: is it me or is parasite like a certain xmen member

The way of all flesh: how was metallo created this sounds like a theory for watchtower database

Stolen memories: all hail the world orbs

The main man: how did lobo get past the censors

My girl: someone call chris Hanson

Tools of the trade: all hail our new lord and master it’s Darkseid

Twos a crowd: (in Hannibal Lecter voice): hello Superman

Blasts from the past: I watched this episode for the plot

The prometheon: ok who created this heat absorber we may never know

Speed demons: who won the race of Superman vs the flash the world may never know

Livewire: this episode is shocking isn’t it ⚡️⚡️

Identity crisis: me not like bizarro’s first appearance

Target: rear window the episode

Mxyzpixilated: oh look it’s kyltpzxym

Action figures: Metallos Brain is like a broken record repeating itself

Double dose: a livewire parasite charged episode

Solar power: sorry luminous you don’t appear again till JL

Brave new metropolis: welcome to dcau earth 2

Monkey fun: (pop goes the weasel starts playing)

Ghost in the machine: not to be confused with the anime

Father’s Day: happy Father’s Day your present a knuckle sandwich

Worlds finest: the first Batman Superman crossover

Bizarro’s world: me not like bizarro’s new planet also bizarro not has dog that not has more teeth

Prototype: the venom episode

The late mr Kent: oh my that’s the darkest ending of a dcau episode ever

Heavy metal: the first appearance of steel before he joined the justice league in JLU

Warrior queen: maxima should file for a divorce

Apokolips now: Dan😭😭😭😞 the saddest ending of a dcau episode

Little girl lost: don’t confuse this with the twilight zone episode also this episode is the debut of my fave version of supergirl

When there’s smoke: I wish Volcana could be real but alas she’s animated

Knight time: I guess brainiac was thinking Space is cool so Cooooooool my computer can’t handle the rendering

New kids in town: in the words of terminator I’ll be back

Obsession: no no no no don’t do that toyman I thought Darci was having a nice day

Little big head man: Mxy. Truthed to bizarro to start the plot

Absolute power: if jukebox the ghost doesn’t know what’s inside a black hole we’ll have to check more

In brightest day: the first appearance of green lantern before JL and JLU

Supermans pal: to quote the 90s it miniseries. This is battery acid you slime

A fish story: the design of aquaman is different to his JL and JLU appearance

Unity: if people say Supergirl doesn’t kill show them this episode and also little girl lost

The demon reborn: Superman you have xray vision you could tell that wasn’t Lois

Legacy: Superman being evil is like ultraman from earth 2 also offscreen prof hamilton was taking supergirls dna to create Galatea also Darkseid was beaten brutally