Guys, do you ever wish you were a woman so you could show off your legs without feeling self conscious?

I see women wear short shorts, and it looks so good on them. I see men wear short shorts, and not so much. I went running the other day with like 5" inseam running shorts, and i felt so silly, and exposed like everyone was looking at me. I feel it would be different if I were a woman, because they tend to have so much more nicer, shapely legs than men do.