Little Johnny and Nanna

Little Johnny runs into the kitchen where Mom is preparing dinner, excitedly saying,

''Nanna's got a prawn Mum!, Nanna's got a prawn!''

Mom says, ''Slow down, slow down, what are you talking about?''

Johnny takes her hand, leads her down the hallway to Nanna's room, and pushes open the door. Nanna is asleep on her bed, naked, with the covers off.

Johnny points at Nanna and says, ''See Nanna's prawn Mom?''

Mom, confused, says ''What are you talking about?''

Johnny walks over to Nanna and points to her pussy and says,

''Nanna's prawn Mum, there's Nanna's prawn!''

Mom quickly grabs Johnny's hand and walks him back to the kitchen and says, ''Ok Johnny, you're a bit young, but you'll need to know these things. That's not Nanna's prawn Johnny, that was Nanna's clitoris. It's called a clitoris.''

Johnny goes quiet, with a puzzled expression on his face. Then he brightens up and says,

''Hmmm … I don't care what you call it, it still tastes like a prawn!''