MAGA

An Open Suggestion to My Dear Useless Fucking Congressman!

I’ve recently been enjoying a barrage of FAFO videos.

For those who are not completely in the know:

Fuck Around and Find Out.

A collection of bad MAGA decisions on full display for the rest of the world to enjoy.

Well, I must confess, it is titillating to see the sheer and rank stupidity being displayed before the rest of the world.

With all the crocodile tears, the barrage of:

I’m sorry.

Please accept me.

Can’t we be friends?

I’m sorry for my vote.

It’s different here.

You don’t understand.

I didn’t think it was going to affect me.

Even though they had four years before with their golden god.

So, please spare me.

If given the chance, they would vote MAGA, or MAGA-centric, all over again.

So, in a nutshell, here is my suggestion:

Since the current administration wants voter registration and voter rolls, I say go ahead and make it a publication.

Put it all out on full display.

Let’s go one step further.

All state and federal identification should have a big red “M” across the photo to identify our ignorant little MAGA friends.

I think there needs to be a registry, just like any other for a predatory offender, where we can go out and see:

Just who did you truly vote for?

So we can keep the honesty about your shitty behavior.

Another reason:

Child protection.

You MAGA keep accusing the trans and drag communities of hurting the children.

Well, it would seem that while we are trying to teach children to read and dream, your predatory party of family values seems to want to cover up the predatory harm to the children.

In short:

You sold us out.

You sold yourselves out.

And now you have no one to blame but yourselves.

I want a registry or identification that tells me, so I don’t have to waste my time with those tricky and slippery ones who we know are going to lie about their original affiliations, try to hide, and go back into their fascist closets.

I say:

Record it.

Make sure they—and everyone else—know who they voted for.