29 [F4M] EAT/Anywhere - Pursuit of banishment from the streets; a saga within a saga.

I just realized I don't know how to properly use semicolons. I'll scatter them throughout the post as I read these instructions.

Helloooooooooooooooooooo;

The time is well nigh and you just bought your first bottle of L-Lysine. I am not a medical professional. I'm single. There's a difference. Fr fr. Don't quote me on that.

Hi I made this post to ascertain that aside from being a gremlin; I am an actual adult. I hope you are as well. Hopefully between 25-38. Internet math said I should look for the needle within this haystack.

I'm not calling you a needle! Or pointy! Not sharp either! I don't want to be rude. I think kindness is a beautiful thing. This may or may not go over someone's head.

Ever read Sleeping Beauty?

I'm looking for qualities! My undiagnosed ADHD brain is probably the nth wonder of the world. But we won't get into that. This is before hand holding. Yuck, you want to hold hands on chapter 1? The shoujo manga gods won't like that.

I'm a romantic. It makes me happy when you make me happy with cute lovey dovey things/gestures. Makes me giddy inside.

Competency will give 10 points to Gryffindor. I assure you, muggle. You can trust meeeeeeee; I'm a Slytherin. Fr fr. I like and prefer a partner who plans and takes action. The points come with head pats of course.

Did I mention I'm a yapper? You couldn't tell? I'm demure like that. I can't coexist with nonchalance. Its not you. It truly is me. Lets play games and have fun. I love stuff like that. And be stupid. May your stupidity bluetooth connect successfully to mine. I get the aux though. We can agree to disagree on oops I did it again. But I put my foot down on Fantasy. No skips on Dancing Queen.

Communication/conversations are how I form a connection with someone. If you want to build something with me its an everyday yapping affair. I don't do the texting games, the guessing games, the hunger games, etc.

If YOU do & want to build castles in the air, the door is on the left. Ask Janice if you get lost. She's nice like that.

I'm nice too! I like to tease my partner. And use your face as stickers. I need to express to you concretely when I feel idk...superimposed and in need of your incredible presence. Its like the bat signal with extra steps and consent.

I like ✨️biceps✨️. To place my fragile head upon. I'm ladylike in my requests if you haven't grasped the concept. Which is weird, because how did you get this far? Thought I lost you at the part where I mentioned you make me chocolate chip pancakes in an apron so I have something nice to look at.

I may sound off the rails but I'm actually a pretty deep person. I like to know what's your palate cleanser in life and why you need one. Tell me your story. Show me the darkest parts of your soul. I'll show you mine when the feeling is mutual.

Listen, we don't have to like each other. Its truly not that deep day 1. We don't have to continue this maneesh on the beat shabang. No love lost. We might lose a few brain cells but that's agiven. You have insurance?

Please have a job and things in life you enjoy. That's so attractive to me. Legal things. I'm a good Christian woman after all.

TLDR: Meow.