56 [M4F] Something fun and meaningful? Yes, I want ALL the things.

I'm not looking for something "heavy". If I'm being honest, I have enough heavy in my life already, so can't we parcel out all that and keep it both fun and meaningful? Some wit, some back and forth banter, "some did you really just go there" exchanges. My life isn't miserable and I don't need you to fix anything. I'm perfectly capable of handling my "shit" work, home, and otherwise. I want (but don't need) someone to be part of my life because it adds to it, not another chore. Ya know? This post isn't intended to sound harsh. In fact, I would hope you're smiling along reading because it makes some semblance of sense (I pride myself on having some sense...lol).

I want us to want to spend time. Sometimes light back and forth because c'mon, that engages the senses. Whimsical, dry humour, matter of fact without worrying what the other side thought of the comment because it was clever and........... wait for it, wait for it.......... fun! Be charming, because charming is sexy. Be interesting and able to have a back and forth chat. It doesn't have to be about classical literature. I don't intend on solving the world's problems with our chat. Albeit, discussing them them can be fun.

Voice calls, etc, are a must. I am not a solely texting sort of guy (and should we get there, I love erotic hypnosis, I'm happy to explain during one of said back and forth chats). Time Zones matter because we both have things that need to be done and making it work requires not sacrificing 5 hours of sleep - yes, I'm a pragmatist, I know.. imagine my surprise. I'm in the EST by the way, eh.

I work and I'm a suit guy. I have a wide assortment of interests, and activities. I'm not bored. Now, lest ye think it's all pg13 rainbows and unicorns, not so much. I get dark, I get into my kinks and I want someone who is also open. While the banter is fun, sexy and what have you, when I say I want ALL the things, I really do want ALL the things (as should you). My dark should play well with your dark.

Last paragraph, I promise. If we feel like it's pulling teeth to get any fluid chat going, it's really okay to bail on it. If we feel there's no attraction, again, it's perfectly okay to bail on the chat. That's not ghosting, that's just realizing it's not a good fit. Fit is everything... pun both not intended, and inadvertently intended.

Alrighty start your engines and......... say hello.

Oh, I'm *notabot there we go.