Before this year ends, I think it’s time to confess one of the most unhinged ways that I earned money this year. One time, I sneaked into an upscale charity art auction and tried my best to fit in, surrounded by disgustingly rich guys who were flexing too much of their designer tailoring.


At first, I really just wanted to be there for the experience but this one guy scoffed at my attire. Compared to his, my clothes really look ragged but guess what my ego said? LOL! I deadass told him that my life still costs more than whatever fashion designer robbed him of his right to look good for the polyester disaster he was wearing.


He was fuming MAD and told me he could just buy my life for $75 so I told him to do it. And you know what makes these rich people feel superior? Moneeeeeey. He just shoved the cash on my face and told me to get lost.

I was shocked at first and then realized that I could do it to other rich people too. I repeated it all night to different guys, some of them won’t fire back but most of them would really lose their temper and assert dominance. After that night, I went home with $800 cash, convinced that rich male egos are the easiest resource to exploit.

Sneaked into an elite charity auction and made rich guys pay me to leave them alone