Invasion build help for a gross obese man cosplay

I'm looking to make a build where it's like the host is being invaded by the most stereotypically unflattering reddit moderator your imagination could conjure up. I'm using the fat godskin armor for it but I'm wondering what abilities would be funny or thematic for someone like that. I'm thinking the ground slam / Erdtree butt slam has to be on the list, but I'm curious if you guys think anything else would be goofy-but-fitting to add. Bonus points if it's like actually passable in pvp but I'm not expecting to do amazingly on it lol