Phallic Phriday

^(I KNOW IT'S LATE I'M SORRY)

Welcome to your weekly dose of genital-shaped-things and thinly disguised “recs like this” (that are really just your way of showing off something a little thirsty you found that isn't shaped like genitalia).

Did you stumble upon a curvaceous cucumber, a 69-horned melon, or a peach that could pass as an ass or a vulva? Perhaps you saw a lusty landmark, a dripping iceberg, or a rock-hard formation that made you stop scrolling and double take? Whatever vaguely-fuckable thing you found in the wild this week, please share it below for the rest of the freaky gremlins to drool over.

^(uj/ please don’t waste the MODs time by reporting this post or the pictures shared here. If there is actual bullying/harassment of some kind happening in the comments, please alert us, otherwise feel free to scroll past/ignore these weekly posts. Different strokes for different folks and all that.)