If you haven't read the rules, please do so now. Don't get scammed

The mods have given you IRONCLAD defense against being scammed. And instead of wearing the suit of armor custom tailored against the attempts of the forces of evil, you instead don a tin foil hat, a shield of cardboard, and a stick you found in the woods that doesn't even look cool.

Don't be a fool. Don't. Respond. To. Anyone. Who. Doesn't. Fucking. Reply. To. Your. Public. Post.

Leave your post and comment history public.

Don't trust day old accounts. Don't trust accounts with low Karma.

Recognize that you are desperate and vulnerable. Do. Not. Succumb. To. Desperation.

This has been said many times but I guess posts like mine have to shotgun the common sense back into you people.

Love yourself. Drink some water. Have a snack. God bless.