A wizard offers a chance at $10M but very specific rules

You’re offered a challenge. Live a year according to very specific moral rules. If you succeed, you get $10 million at the end of the year. If you fail, you explode into red slush. Accepting this challenge is optional. Here are the wizard’s moral rules.

- You have to return the shopping cart every time

- You have to say thank you every time someone holds the door open for you

- You have to use your turn signal every time appropriately

- No speeding, up to 5 mph over, even in the passing lane. Going slightly under is fine.

- You must always pick up your dog’s poop (if you have one)

- You must complement your partner daily in a sincere way (if you have one)

- You must complement a stranger daily in a sincere way

- You must volunteer for a non-profit once per month for at least an hour

- No littering (unless it’s truly an accident, the wizard will know)

- No leaving dishes in the sink overnight

- You must use the crosswalk, no J Walking

- No telling someone you’re “almost ready” when you’re over 5 minutes from being ready

- No catcalling

- If you know your friend or partner is being a dick to a waiter, you have to call them out on it

Do you accept these rules for the chance at $10M? Or do you pass to avoid the risk of death?