Guys, I've got a problem...

My steak is too juicy. My lobster is too buttery. My wife is too damn fine.

She put on a nice little dress to go get her nails done with her sister today and I have been thinking about her nonstop since this morning.

Does this go away? Does anyone have any solutions to my problem? Am I doomed to remain totally hung up on this woman for the rest of my life?