44 [m4f] Online - Are you Pam or Jan? Take this 5 question quiz to see which The Office character you are!
[Married] Add your answers from each question and see who you got. Let me know if I’m right!
I’m surfing this subreddit because:
3: I’m in a dead bedroom and wearing the batteries out of my toy
2: I’m just a little bored and curious
1: I need somebody to fill both my holes… in my heart and soul you perv!
The type of partner I like to connect with
3: must have a great personality because that makes any man attractive (as long as he’s not physically grotesque)
2: must be hot but humor and intelligence might be considered
1: can be a big d!ck as long as he has a big d!ck attached to his muscular frame
I’d describe myself as
3: I’m just that average girl sitting at the reception desk
2: A fit boss lady with a great rack
1: So much thick cake for Bob Vance to sink his teeth into
Right now I feel like having
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Hot, judgement free, heated, charged conversation. Might even be fun to browse nsfw Reddit subs with a partner
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A quick conversation before I fall asleep. If it’s interesting, maybe I’ll try to stay up or pick it up another time. 1. A deep exploration of feelings. Not looking for perv chat!
When it comes to sharing a pic with a new connection:
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Let’s get it out of the way early so we know each other is real and if we’re each other’s type (no hard feelings if not).
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Let’s chat first, then we’ll share after we can tell if there’s a potential vibe. 1. I won’t share a picture because we should only be interested in each other’s souls, not appearance.
Who’d you get?!
14-15: Meredith - down for anything; it’s always a party with her!
12-13: Jan - boss lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
10-11: Kelly - wild and fun but clingy and intense.
8-9: Pam - sweet and innocent but will stray for the right guy
7-6: Phyllis - a sweetheart unless you try to out muscle her on the party planning committee
5: Angela in Accounting
Posted Sep 28, 2026, 4:23 AM UTC