Physical discs fix broken air conditioning

Summer heat makes your room sweat. Old air conditioners pack in completely. Slip a shiny game disc inside. The laser reads digital frost patterns. Ice crystals shoot out the vents. Your lounge turns into a glacier. Digital downloads melt your Wi-Fi router. Plastic discs create pure arctic breezes. Sony and Microsoft hid this feature. That is top tier engineering brilliance. Did your console save your room? Drop a yarn in the comments.