Oh no Suno isn’t good anymore!

A hate letter to fake music producers:
My deepest condolences to everyone who spent the last two years calling themselves a music producer because they typed “ethereal female vocals, dark cinematic bass” into Suno.
I know this must be a difficult time for you.
Turns out stealing the collective work of actual musicians was doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
But please, don’t give up on your dreams.
There are still so many other creative careers you can pretend to have!