Insecure white men are such divas

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Beware, rant incoming ...

My gf and I were hanging out with a group of friends at someone's house tonight and at one point we were all watching clips of the season premiere of SNL that aired last night. The host was Jalen Brunson (basketball player for the NY Knicks) and there was one basketball-related sketch where a white guy was pretending to be in a basketball-themed musical and then Jalen Brunson just emasculates the hell out of him and then at the end takes his white wife who says she's gonna go hook up with him now. Apparently this bothers one of the guys we're hanging out with and he bashes SNL for always emasculating white guys in skits. Everyone just kind of awkwardly tried to move on from his statements.

That basically pissed me off. Like dude, stop getting so butt hurt about it. I swear, white guys who don't believe in this are such losers. They can't accept the idea that they aren't alphas or something, it's such a superiority complex and it's embarrassing when they open their mouths.

It wasn't the time or place for it, but I really wanted to just lay into him. I'm sorry, can't you just admit that black men are generally better in bed, have more aura, and women either outwardly or secretly go crazy for them? Why do you think SNL skits like this exist? Why does the BNWO leak into advertising, social media and so many aspects of our lives? Can't you just accept that your gf would fuck a black guy if she could?

Everyday life with your partner can get mundane. If you and your partner routinely ate the same food, would you deny her request to go to a restaurant to eat something fun? If you went would you go into the kitchen and compete with a chef to make your gf's meal to impress her? No. If you and your partner watched netflix at home all the time would you deny her if she wanted to go to a show? Would you dance or sing on stage to try and up the performers? No. If you guys had infrequent mundane sex, should you deny her if she wanted to have a great sexual experience? The answer should be no.

There's absolutely no reason that insecure white guys should get so butt hurt about the idea of their partner hooking up with a black guy. Denying her sex is just like denying her a good meal or show, the only difference is he's putting part of his body into her body. Just let the chef cook and let your partner eat, it's that simple! Black guys know what they're doing and they do it well. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to connect the dots.

I wish this didn't have to be some controversial and socially-charged topic. The BNWO from a sex standpoint is pretty simple. Women deserve great sex, black guys have both the talent and tools for the job, so let them hook up. If my gf was out with her friends and texted me that they were gonna hook up with a black guy and be home late, I would have the same reaction as I would if she texted me that they were going to see a show. "ok hunny have fun!" is the only appropriate response.

Anyway, I know I just went on a tirade but I wish some of these insecure white guys weren't such babies and scaredy cats about the notion of their gfs/wives getting swooned and picked up and cracked by black guys.

/end rant

Posted Sep 28, 2026, 4:41 AM UTC

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