Creative writing is an exercise

Hello everyone. There are consequences to every action. You all know this better than most. As a devotee you should be aware that if not for a higher power, you yourself would become unhinged. You could never hope to be anyone other than the unfettered self.

Why is it we credit new age philosophers with amazing ideals. They knew little of the struggles we face today. Frued knew not what FNAF futa porn would be, so how could he predict an exclusive addiction to the material. Nietzsche poised ideas such as the Uber-mensch but he failed to predict the existence of lolcows. Why do they receieve credits for schools of thought when I am not only well versed in these things but considerably an expert in things they could have never predicted.

Ask me any question and I may have an answer you can use. Ask them? Ask them and you will hear only cries up to the heavens for they knew not what desecration I would wrought over their lives were I only in them. How could they answer in a reasonable fashion whether they'd enjoy more 11 dollars and 28 cents or having their head ripped off by an angry gorilla (My go to ice breaker). They cannot entertain the idea for it is too ridiculous, but betray the very meaning of their existence as thinker by denying a profound hypothetical.

It is here I propose my theory. The Post-Ironic Paradox.